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Age/Gender: 19, Male
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Im going to KILL myself

Posted by CrookedAsterisk Nov. 15, 2009 @ 12:21 AM EST

Im going to kill myself unless ZONE-SAMA brings back her amazing, innovative, gift to comedy flash "Frankie Foster [ADULT]".

How fucking DARE Turner Broadcasting take it away!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!cant they see its a parody. the joke is they dont have sex in the show ARE THESE PEOPLE CRAZY. I have sent many emails and letters for them to let ZONE bring it back but they havent so I must now resort to this.

If ZONE-SAMA does not resubmit Frankie Foster [ADULT] by 3:00 PM tomorrow I am going to kill myself, tape it, and have my younger brother submit it to Newgrounds.

Make the right choice turner broadcasting and ZONE or my blood will be on your hands.

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This is Steven T. Withers

At 3:12 PM on November 15, 2009 Jeremy T. Withers KILLED himself due to ZONE-SAMA and Turner Broadcasting not reuploading Frankie Foster [ADULT]. My brother, Jeremy, instructed me and my friend Steven to tape it and upload it to newgrounds.

I now honor my dead brothers final wish.

http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/
518034

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Updated: 11/15/09 3:44 PM Log in to comment! | Share this!

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115 Comments

Nov. 15, 2009 | 12:23 AM yemDX9 says:

kill yourself anyways


Nov. 15, 2009 | 12:32 AM Fawx says:

lmfao


Nov. 15, 2009 | 12:53 AM Fleek says:

lets hope she doesnt resubmit it right guys!!!


Nov. 15, 2009 | 1:08 AM Mexifry says:

:pp


Nov. 15, 2009 | 1:22 AM killerman170 says:

eh instead of that do it on a building with a grenade that REALLY MAKE ME LAUGH XD
but seriously I don't care if you take over planet 700 and then fuck it


Nov. 15, 2009 | 1:25 AM ThePortalGuru says:

Leave this post, authorities have been contacted.


Nov. 15, 2009 | 1:26 AM stab101 says:

But we wont see teh blood and gore if you keep wearing the plastic bag.


Nov. 15, 2009 | 1:46 AM fox-noob says:

oh for that?.. for a minute there i thought you just saw that Raiden got his own game.....


Nov. 15, 2009 | 1:47 AM dudegiga says:

DON'T DO IT MAN, ITS NOT WORTH IT. DON'T DO IT


Nov. 15, 2009 | 1:57 AM LordXavierBritish says:

http://newsimg.ngfiles.com/169000/169 588_mistablue.jpg

The fuck is a mistablue?


Nov. 15, 2009 | 2:14 AM Magical-Zorse says:

he's just saying that so people will comment


Nov. 15, 2009 | 2:15 AM HarraH says:

LMFAOOOOOO


Nov. 15, 2009 | 2:18 AM ColdReaver says:

OH SHIT!! HE JUST MIGHT DO IT!!


Nov. 15, 2009 | 2:28 AM HAYDS510 says:

well if the only thing worth living for to you is a pervy cartoon then you might just be miserable enough to follow through.. DONT DO IT DOONT DO IT. and thats my good thing for the decade.


Nov. 15, 2009 | 2:34 AM Lionel738 says:

ARE YOU EFFING SERIOUS?!?!?!? damn, it is SO not worth it, believe you me!


Nov. 15, 2009 | 2:35 AM Littleluckylink says:

I shit spatulas


Nov. 15, 2009 | 2:39 AM Emanhattan says:

you need to stick that knife in your throat more than anyone I can think of
please do it!


Nov. 15, 2009 | 2:41 AM Suffering says:

i hope this "mistablue" character finally fucken does it he been assen about it for some time now~!!!!!!!


Nov. 15, 2009 | 2:44 AM AMTRAX91 says:

Doitfaggot


Nov. 15, 2009 | 3:13 AM Eggyman101 says:

An Hero, much?


Nov. 15, 2009 | 3:45 AM arcane611 says:

do iiiiiiiiit do iiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiit they wont bring it back anyway so do iiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiit


Nov. 15, 2009 | 3:47 AM DarkKingBernard says:

Before you kill yourself,kill these people...

http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view /461014


Nov. 15, 2009 | 3:48 AM MrScriblam says:

oh god ahahhahahahahah


Nov. 15, 2009 | 3:50 AM ixintro says:

If only all kids who like Zone-Sama's stuff had the same mindset.


Nov. 15, 2009 | 3:56 AM Glazed12Donuts says:

I hope zome sama makes more zelda


Nov. 15, 2009 | 4:46 AM Jawhawk700 says:

do you have a webshow when you do this pussy? Relax emo, its on another site.


Nov. 15, 2009 | 4:55 AM PaperBat says:

You have fucking baby hands...


Nov. 15, 2009 | 5:13 AM moleman1000 says:

lol u funny little person


Nov. 15, 2009 | 5:54 AM EdgeoftheWorld says:

Cool story bro


Nov. 15, 2009 | 6:36 AM matt-likes-swords says:

I'd kill myself too if someone stole my ipod


Nov. 15, 2009 | 6:50 AM TheAngelOfDarkness says:

BECOME AN HERO


Nov. 15, 2009 | 6:57 AM lennygel2000 says:

DO IT FAGGOT
pix or it didn't happen!


Nov. 15, 2009 | 7:51 AM bairdiboy says:

Well, it'll only be a waste of DNA, no one will care.


Nov. 15, 2009 | 7:52 AM Yakulol says:

Dude, you're a fucking psycho.
ZOMG THEY TOOK AWAY MAH HENTAI, WHAT WILL I DO BESIDES WATCH THE 235234512345 OTHER HENTAI SUBMITTED TO NEWGOUNDS.


Nov. 15, 2009 | 7:56 AM Sadiki says:

HARR HARR HARR


Nov. 15, 2009 | 8:03 AM AronKong says:

TOASTY!


Nov. 15, 2009 | 8:11 AM Deathrow-cy says:

What would your family say when they are barying you D:?

Aunt: I know this is not the right time to ask, but how did he die :[

Mom: He committed suicide because of a cartoon porno [continues to cry]

Aunt: O.o;


Nov. 15, 2009 | 8:16 AM Xatanxa says:

How can you kill yourself, THEN record it, THEN get your brother to post it. You must be some kind of God if you can do that.


Nov. 15, 2009 | 8:21 AM Pokemonpoeguygcn says:

And your little brother is going to help you? Why, did you bribe him?


Nov. 15, 2009 | 8:21 AM Archon68 says:

Don't feed the troll.



Nov. 15, 2009 | 8:35 AM HyperGumba says:

Just pm'd Wade. Hope this won't end in a tragedy. But seriously,who would be dumb enough to kill himself for a short animation containing Bloo and Frankie having sex?


Nov. 15, 2009 | 8:40 AM Guidodinho says:

If Zone-sama does resubmit the flash, are you going to kill yourself anyway?


Nov. 15, 2009 | 8:44 AM ManiaGuy says:

Lol just go to Funny-games.biz/adult and it's there... inb4search


Nov. 15, 2009 | 8:44 AM ertysproductions says:

I wanna see BLOOD! Zone-Sama, don't you dare uploading it!


Nov. 15, 2009 | 9:16 AM SquizofrenicCat says:

DO IT FAGGOT
YOUR INCAPABILITY TO USE GOOGLE WILL COST YOUR LIFE AND WILL GENERATE LULZ FOR ME.


Nov. 15, 2009 | 9:18 AM zrb says:

for some hentai animation ?
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Nov. 15, 2009 | 2:42 PM CrookedAsterisk responds:

ITS MORE THAN THAT


Nov. 15, 2009 | 9:19 AM ChillyCheese says:

Dude, don't do it.

You'll completely ruin that plastic bag...(budum Chshhhh)


Nov. 15, 2009 | 9:46 AM wapiti4 says:

My.......G....GOD! What the hell! why do you want to kill yourself over an a little porn-filled(maybe, i haven't watched it yes cause i'm a kid)cartoon!here's a hint for life:My teacher says that if you kill yourself you will end up Hell, and hell sucks a lot you know, sure cause youll get pwnd by god, that's what i heard. why? dont you have a reason for life? your mom raised you for nothing , dude. think carefully, cause if you make an decision, you might can't go back. why dude why, yor are an emo, i dont know what the hell is an emo people,keep this words in your head and maybe you realize what were you doing, i don't want to see a thing like this cause i don't like the newspaper bcome like this:An Dumb Emo kid just suicided because of a porno Cartoon! Remember: if you still wanna suicide, play Russian Roulette atlest, that would be better.


Nov. 15, 2009 | 10:10 AM FrozenFire says:

Im over here laughing at a pale kid with no body hair complaining about losing an animated porn movie.

90% of the internet is porn Im sure someone put it on another site stop whining.


Nov. 15, 2009 | 10:11 AM RashDecision says:

Eh... dude, are you serious? Are you really going to kill yourself just because of a flash movie? Or are you just making a poor attempt to gain some attention? Either way, you need help.

Seriously, consult a psychologist, and do something important with your life, instead of waisting it like this. Please.


Nov. 15, 2009 | 10:21 AM camobch0 says:

lol your a gay fag


Nov. 15, 2009 | 10:36 AM DruoxtheShredder says:

You're pathetic.


Nov. 15, 2009 | 10:42 AM I-smel says:

its probably on that guy's site


Nov. 15, 2009 | 11:06 AM Orange-Moai says:

Suicide is for cowards.


Nov. 15, 2009 | 11:37 AM Sucrose says:

Delete every comment except ixintro's.


Nov. 15, 2009 | 12:15 PM DasBe says:

First of all: Are you serious? You want to kill yourself because of some kind of porn?!

And you can't tell me that you are 19 years old... On that picture I see that you don't even have hairs on yous arms....

P.S.: Im sure you won't be able to bring it...


Nov. 15, 2009 | 12:18 PM Niloc14 says:

If you make it a video, i'll make popcorn for everyone.
But seriously, it could be made into a secret thingie.


Nov. 15, 2009 | 12:36 PM killerman170 says:

Posted it on my account a day ago good luck


Nov. 15, 2009 | 12:54 PM MarcK says:

Do it. It's worth it and you wouldn't look like a faggot with a suicide note saying "because I couldn't see frankie foster getting fucked yet again"


Nov. 15, 2009 | 12:56 PM Herospirit says:

Bad idea, kid. Plus, you're probably just getting attention.

Other than that, if you do it, I'll watch for you as an internet meme... hmm, what will they call it?


Nov. 15, 2009 | 1:04 PM zooominsh says:

I think you could just smoke weed and keep living.
OR YEAH JUST CUT YOUR HEAD OFF :D


Nov. 15, 2009 | 1:40 PM Wolf1993 says:

Do it do it do it do it do it


Nov. 15, 2009 | 1:40 PM Wolf1993 says:

Also is Zone a woman?


Nov. 15, 2009 | 1:59 PM Ken10Ben says:

hmm... If SHe Resubmit Frankie Foster [ADULT] Her Life Will Change And She Delete Her Account Lol o_0_o


Nov. 15, 2009 | 2:00 PM Sanchez150894 says:

oh god -.- what a failed cry for attention
There is no reason for commiting suicide only because of a god damn hentai flash


Nov. 15, 2009 | 2:04 PM biIIgates says:

you shouldn't watch porn.


Nov. 15, 2009 | 2:10 PM Orangebeef says:

i know theyre just making fun of foster's home,y do they have to take it fucking down!!!!ng is becoming more like youtube becuase of the FUCKING COPYRIGHT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


Nov. 15, 2009 | 2:16 PM Sialys says:

Film it and send it to every major broadcasting station in the nation, and all across the world. Then, submit it to Newgrounds, YouTube, PornTube, RedTube, Myspace, Facebook, link it with Twitter, submit the audio to Lala, iLike, the Audio Portal, YouTube again then, make sure you have pictures before, during and after, submit those to Newgrounds in the art portal, then have your little brother spam every thread in the BBS with the pictures.

After this entire list is completed. I want every single one of your relatives to shit on your chest, and leave a note that explains just how perfectly fitting this situation is.

Basically what I'm saying it, I want the whole world to know just how shitty your reasoning behind suicide is. (:

Nov. 15, 2009 | 2:43 PM CrookedAsterisk responds:

The cameras are in place. Steve and my little brother Joshua are ready to film from multiple angles. This is it, goodbye newgrounds.


Nov. 15, 2009 | 2:46 PM Angerpains says:

Look, just site down, and relax, dude.

There's more to life then a sex-filled cartoon, you know.
So do something constructive with your life, like a hobby, it's good for you. :D


Nov. 15, 2009 | 2:50 PM lowlzproduction says:

make your own...?!!


Nov. 15, 2009 | 3:06 PM NoodleCreme says:

Well its past 3pm...

RIP
Jeremy T. Withers
9/11/01-11/15/09


Nov. 15, 2009 | 3:10 PM superuser562 says:

FRANKIE FOSTER WAS CRAP. YOUR HEAD IS FILLED UP WITH ADULT STUFF!!!!!(P.s.DONT COMMINT SUICIDE YOU,ll regert it.)


Nov. 15, 2009 | 3:13 PM oddsword says:

Whoah man!!!! Calm down, no need for blood!!!! Have you seen any of her other flashes? there hilarious!!!!XD Please dont do this dude, its just a flash!!!


Nov. 15, 2009 | 3:46 PM I-smel says:

"dont commit suicide youll regret it" is the best response ever


Nov. 15, 2009 | 3:52 PM Sauroman says:

Go ahead and film it. If you are going to commit suicide because something was taken away then you deserve to die. you are retarded if you do it.


Nov. 15, 2009 | 4:01 PM Yaseo says:

so you inflated a suit? i dont get it...someone needs to explain it to me...


Nov. 15, 2009 | 4:02 PM DaveB0rt says:

HE KILLED HIMSELF!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
!!


Nov. 15, 2009 | 4:09 PM ethansmith918 says:

http://funny-games.biz/frankie-foster -and-bloo.html

To tell you the truth, I think suicide is kinda selfish..


Nov. 15, 2009 | 4:17 PM theafro says:

ya'll postin' in a troll blog! can't you see he's safety patrol?


Nov. 15, 2009 | 4:24 PM carljohnson says:

Suicide might not have been the best answer seeing as it's all over the internet but I guess just doing now saved a lot of wasted years.

RIP


Nov. 15, 2009 | 4:26 PM Col-Sandchez says:

Lol you're a dumbass. Go die


Nov. 15, 2009 | 4:31 PM Skysan says:

Killing yourself is really a stupid thing to do for a flash... so I hope to god that if you are dead, you understand how bloody stupid you are.


Nov. 15, 2009 | 4:53 PM carljohnson says:

http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view /518034

The grotesque submit is blamed with a passing score, so administrative action was taken. Authorities may have been contacted as of a while ago. What if the parents sue Turner Broadcasting?


Nov. 15, 2009 | 4:58 PM Yaseo says:

then lets hope they don't get money, cuz then he won o-o


Nov. 15, 2009 | 5:32 PM Spunky6666 says:

Oh my God, dude, chill out!


Nov. 15, 2009 | 6:31 PM Kuronji says:

O.o


Nov. 15, 2009 | 6:55 PM Procrastalistener says:

so did he kill himself? i missed the video


Nov. 15, 2009 | 8:10 PM eunpyo says:

sigh.... aussies these days


Nov. 15, 2009 | 9:34 PM AronKong says:

Lol, steve is a gay name for a little brother


Nov. 15, 2009 | 9:44 PM Dthestryker13 says:

So why didn't you kill yourself? I could have used a good laugh today.


Nov. 15, 2009 | 10:34 PM killerman170 says:

did he die?


Nov. 15, 2009 | 10:49 PM carljohnson says:

@ everyone asking, yes he did and it was the most disturbing video I've seen and I'm glad it got removed by admins.


Nov. 15, 2009 | 11:00 PM darknessexzero says:

FAAAAAIIIIIIIIIIIIL

fuck the knife use the plastic bag.
You need to die slowly because you are a fag who would die for imaginary ass. AT LEAST KILL YOUR SELF FOR SOME REAL ASS. btw why the hell are u naked


Nov. 15, 2009 | 11:05 PM darknessexzero says:

OH SHIT I WAS LATE FOR THE VIDEO FUCK


Nov. 15, 2009 | 11:20 PM Yaseo says:

@ carljohnson
how did he even kill himself? i saw the vid it was just him in a pink suit that inflated like a balloon...he looked alive wayyy near the end when the suit deflated since he was pushing on the stomach area...and moving his arms and fingers..
I demand a police report or something.........>___>'


Nov. 15, 2009 | 11:37 PM jakenator85 says:

Stop fapping to shitty hentai.


Nov. 16, 2009 | 12:19 AM FrozenFire says:

You silly australian


Nov. 16, 2009 | 12:22 AM FrozenFire says:

Lol snawsball you think the parents are going to sue?

"My son just wanted to masturbate to flash animation. We are suing you for his suicide after you took away one of the many animations that contained porn."


Nov. 16, 2009 | 4:00 AM Yakulol says:

Someone message me with proof he's dead, I need a good laugh.


Nov. 16, 2009 | 4:15 AM Dazmi says:

I'd love to see you die.
It's not gonna happen, at least not that fast.


Nov. 16, 2009 | 5:32 AM ZXRN says:

PM when he dies...(I've never seen someone so loyal to hentai before...so touching)


Nov. 16, 2009 | 6:29 AM lowlzproduction says:

I hope zome sama makes more....
LOL
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Nov. 16, 2009 | 8:22 AM HyperGumba says:

Did this faggot just do it? You guys can not be serious ! :D


Nov. 16, 2009 | 9:47 AM icecold128 says:

go ahead we won't miss you


Nov. 16, 2009 | 10:41 AM bocodamondo says:

ok just do it lol :P


Nov. 16, 2009 | 12:35 PM mickster says:

one less emo, and overly fanatic newgrounds faggot


Nov. 16, 2009 | 12:38 PM ICYCREWPRODUCTIONS says:

anybody saved the .swf before it got blammed?


Nov. 16, 2009 | 6:40 PM killerman170 says:

OMFG YOU LET YOUR FUCKING BROTHER KILL HIMSELF ALL BECAUSE OF A GODDAMN FLASH THAT INVOLES THESE RETARDED CARTOON CHARACTER FUCKING EACH OTHER!
YOU ARE THE WORST BROTHER ON EARTH WHO THE FUCK LETS HIS BROTHER KILL HIMSELF OVER A FLASH? IF I SAW THE VIDEO IT WOULD PROBABLY BE SICKENING TO THE END SO WHAT IM SAYING IS UR A SICK FUCK AND A BAD BROTHER!


Nov. 16, 2009 | 9:13 PM KAPAKAP says:

did he actually do it?


Nov. 19, 2009 | 2:11 AM Punk54 says:

ahahahahah


Nov. 29, 2009 | 1:50 AM ShadowReaper666 says:

did he litery do it


Dec. 6, 2009 | 9:29 PM DRLEGENDARY says:

..... ADIOS DIPSHIT!


Dec. 6, 2009 | 9:30 PM BHBK says:

i didnt see video sent it to me via email or something

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